文少, I am not familiar with 淨土真宗. I got the info (true or not) that 日本和尚 can get married from various sources. Several zen monks (masters) from Japan or studied in Japan had wives (stated in the books they wrote). According to a late famous Chinese monk he was invited to be an abbot of a Japanese temple. He was not only expected to take over the temple but to get married with the widow of the last abbot. He declined the offer. Many American zen masters (of a Japanese zen lineage) have spouses too. Another source said it was a decree of some Japanese emperor demolishing the celibacy tradition. So, it shouldn't be only the zen monks who can get married. --zpdrmn
Yan, //不如做喇嘛啦，可以性「性」相修。// Good, 喇嘛 can eat meat, problem solved. What about alcohol? But not all 喇嘛 do 性「性」相修; 喇嘛 in the Bon tradition can if I remember it right. --zpdrmn
文少, //doctor said that I got gastric ulcer,// That's bad. But it is a good thing too--now you've quit drinking. Drinking too much hurts the liver too. //I think I will quit smoking if I got lung cancer// You'd better quit smoking soon, before you get lung cancer. Even if you don't get lung cancer you can get emphysema, asthma, and some other conditions when you get older. (Imagine having difficulty to breathe despite using oxygen and asthma inhalant all the time.) //考日本淨土真宗傳... // Thanks for the info. Don't bother to write down the info for me next time. Too much work. If I want help I'll ask. To me, the celibacy requirement really sucks. --zpdrmn
我懂了…我懂了！
回覆刪除明咩-.-?
刪除話班人只係唔出聲
俾個班書生傻落去-.-??
跟住間接話個老和尚同班書生一樣..??
我唔係幾明 ?_?"
搵人幫手解解?口?"""
heiman真厲害
刪除哲人王近期D曲筆太神化﹐我完全唔明佢又想插邊個。(真)
各取所需，無謂亂估。
刪除醉過才知酒香、嚐過才知蜜甜，而瘋癲的狀態有的是生病、有的是逃避…其實也是可以試的，起初不太像，裝久就很像，就像隔著一座透明牆看著兩個不同的我存在在不同意識形態控制的世界，不瘋才怪！
回覆刪除我的故事沒這麼複雜呀！
刪除又講李天命與思園智劍？老和尚是你，小和尚肯定非文少莫屬。
回覆刪除點解會係我呢﹖
刪除通常哲人王同李天命比棍之時﹐我都係食住花生等睇戲
唉，文少有冇可能做和尚先？
刪除有：酒肉和尚。
刪除或者係《鐵馬騮》裏面個衍空和尚。
刪除//唉，文少有冇可能做和尚先？//
刪除我點解無可能做和尚先﹖
學你篇《義你老母》話齋
咩叫家﹖咩叫出家﹖點解出家人唔可劈酒溝女講粗口先﹖
文少,
刪除做 Japanese 和尚吧, 可溝女 and get married. They can let 溝女 go, 劈酒講粗口 shouldn't be a problem. --zpdrmn
不如做喇嘛啦，可以性「性」相修。
刪除zpdrmn﹕
刪除噢﹐大家都因為淨土真宗而對日本和尚有誤解啦
日本的比丘還是不准結婚的
而本願寺從一開始開山﹐其祖師便沒自稱作比丘﹐而是自稱門主﹐旗下的是傳教師。換言之﹐日本那些替度完還可以結婚的人﹐本來就不是和尚啦。
關於淨土真宗﹐你可以參考西本願寺網頁﹕
http://www.hongwanji.or.jp/index.html
Yan:
刪除//不如做喇嘛啦，可以性「性」相修。//
唉...比你地講到信漢傳佛教﹐就唔可以做愛生仔咁。
你信佛唔代表你一定出家呀嘛﹖
你又信又想生仔﹐你咪帶髮修行lor~~
文少,
刪除I am not familiar with 淨土真宗. I got the info (true or not) that 日本和尚 can get married from various sources. Several zen monks (masters) from Japan or studied in Japan had wives (stated in the books they wrote). According to a late famous Chinese monk he was invited to be an abbot of a Japanese temple. He was not only expected to take over the temple but to get married with the widow of the last abbot. He declined the offer. Many American zen masters (of a Japanese zen lineage) have spouses too. Another source said it was a decree of some Japanese emperor demolishing the celibacy tradition. So, it shouldn't be only the zen monks who can get married. --zpdrmn
Yan,
刪除//不如做喇嘛啦，可以性「性」相修。//
Good, 喇嘛 can eat meat, problem solved.
What about alcohol?
But not all 喇嘛 do 性「性」相修; 喇嘛 in the Bon tradition can if I remember it right. --zpdrmn
zpdrmn,
刪除//What about alcohol?
- No problem, 文少 reported that he had quit drinking.
zpdrmn:
刪除Yan is right, I drink too much when I am young, doctor said that I got gastric ulcer, I can't drink anymore
I think I will quit smoking if I got lung cancer, and I will quit fxxking if I got impotence (-_-)
zpdrmn:
刪除考日本淨土真宗傳教師的娶妻因緣，起源於攝政關白時代，親鸞上人年青英俊，善於說法，很得朝野欽敬。當時攝政王公關白之女，私戀親鸞，意欲逼他還俗結婚。適親鸞的師父法然上人，大倡淨土法門仗他力了生死之說，於是關白詢問法然道：我今居俗，上人出家，我們同是念佛，是否功德同等——同生西方，同了生死？法然答是同等。（按淨土法門，出家眾可得上輩往生，在家眾最高僅能中輩往生。）關白抓住此語病就說：既是出家在家念佛功德同等，即請上人命令高足與小女結婚。親鸞懾於關白之淫威，不敢違抗，乃捨戒還俗結婚，並遷出原住之寺院，另建新居。因親鸞善說法，信眾很多，顯得獨成一派，類似我國的居士林，即今日本之淨土真宗。（續明法師遺著一二六一頁云：「但據去年日本京都西本願寺傳教師飛利浦、查理、愛德曼致函「佛教世界」聲稱：『真宗並無僧侶比丘教士等，本願寺傳教師，皆是佛教講師，並不自稱僧人，親鸞上人脫離僧侶生活而返俗作居士，以居士身傳教。最要者，即為本願寺傳教師並非破戒之「結婚比丘」，不可作此想。日本比丘亦如西洋比丘，堅持佛戒，住持佛法。因真宗多為西方佛教徒誤解，故特為說明。』（見《海潮音月刊》第三五卷九月號佛教簡訊欄「日本京都」條）」由此項聲明，可知世人以為日僧娶妻生子，皆是誤會。臺灣過去受日本統治之影響，本省人亦有作東施效顰者，娶妻生子，居住佛寺，宣傳佛法。此等人若「並不自稱僧人」，亦可視作「以居士身傳教」的「佛教講師」；若「自稱僧人」，那就是「結婚比丘」，破戒又破見的惡人了。
錄自《沙彌律儀要略集註》頁三六～三七
至於日本明治維新時頒佈的《肉食妻帶的解禁》命令﹐其實是當時日本為了重塑天皇神權﹐鞏固神道教而貶佛教的一道神佛分離令。
該項法令只是容許僧侶可以肉食與結婚﹐沒有必要作「苦行僧」﹐不像江戶時代的《寺院諸法度》那樣令行禁止。
又﹐漢傳佛教也有帶髮修行一說﹐亦認為已婚人士前塵未了﹐不會主張他們拋妻棄子跑去出家的。
文少,
刪除//doctor said that I got gastric ulcer,// That's bad. But it is a good thing too--now you've quit drinking. Drinking too much hurts the liver too.
//I think I will quit smoking if I got lung cancer// You'd better quit smoking soon, before you get lung cancer. Even if you don't get lung cancer you can get emphysema, asthma, and some other conditions when you get older. (Imagine having difficulty to breathe despite using oxygen and asthma inhalant all the time.)
//考日本淨土真宗傳... // Thanks for the info. Don't bother to write down the info for me next time. Too much work. If I want help I'll ask.
To me, the celibacy requirement really sucks. --zpdrmn
唔係喎，呢期興陳雲喎。呢個書生可能係陳雲。
回覆刪除傻啦﹐boboboy!
刪除哲人王肯定講緊龍心438(閃)
小和尚可能是Meshi。
回覆刪除R.
文少先係王Sir的入室弟子。
刪除我很好奇文少會點反應。
刪除R.
唔該﹐Meshi唔好講到咁變態啦﹐哲人王又唔係基友
刪除佢次次講親果D入室弟子﹐即係入佢辦公室唔知做乜的弟子...都是女的!(爆)
入辦公室就梗係問功課啦！你估入你網吧個密室咩？
刪除問咩功課先﹖
刪除你查實係咪同D入室弟子練oral practice呢﹖(閃)
仲有一個好恐怖的問題
如果我間網吧有個密室﹐你又點可能知呢﹖
這是contradictio in terminis啊!!!
既然連「公開的秘密」都得，「我知道你間網吧有個密室」就更冇問題啦！
刪除何止「公開的秘密」得呀﹖《蝦你波凸》連「消失的密室」都有啊!(問你死未﹖)
刪除同埋呢一切唔係重點
重點係﹕你究竟有無同D入室弟子﹐係辦公室亂來﹖
從實招來!!!(爆)
我見學生一定打開辦公室道門，你話可以搞乜，想大聲啲鬧都唔好意思呀！
刪除文少,
刪除網吧有個密室=盥洗室. How can it be contradictio in terminis 啊??? -zpdrmn
zpdrmn﹕
刪除哲人王話我網吧有個密室﹐而密室的意思﹐解密封的房間
既然個房間無人可以入到去﹐點解哲人王會知有個密室呢﹖
W.Wong
刪除//我見學生一定打開辦公室道門，你話可以搞乜，想大聲啲鬧都唔好意思呀！//
好彩你有些少自知之明﹐女學生入來問問題﹐你識得打開道門(爆)
否則教教下哲學﹐變成教音樂就唔係幾好lor(閃)
我明了，師父也會放臭屁的！
回覆刪除是說師父的臭屁是臭的才是好徒弟。
刪除VC
下列網址很值得一看：
回覆刪除http://news.163.com/special/zhenmingzhai/
看了，謝謝。
刪除最唔 make sense 係呢句:
回覆刪除老和尚這樣回答：「因為我的屁香！」
其他都 ok.
哥仔﹐這句是玄機所在啊!
刪除文少，我正想回應說「這句正是玄機所在」，竟給你快一步！
刪除玄雞呀, 即係莫須有啦~
刪除乜莫須有呀，捉嚟食咗好補身咖！
刪除咁有咩玄機啊/~\??
刪除初時睇個陣
覺得句野加得好唔自然
好似答唔到小和尚既問題
但細心諗諗
無啦啦寫句咁既野應該係別有用心
咁有冇人出黎解解o口o...
老和尚想測試小和尚會唔會盲目崇拜老和尚而搞到將臭屁當係香
刪除Heiman﹕
刪除如單照字面意思來看﹐沒那麼複雜
老和尚只是答小和尚點解鎮上其他人見到傻佬見怪不怪
其實只是不敢話他們傻﹐免得自找麻煩
正如小和尚知道老和尚放臭屁不敢說出來。
當然﹐你可以得出另一個結論﹕
老和尚答那句「唔，知道臭就好了。」的意思﹐你也可以可以說成穩含「嗯﹐知道我們才是瘋子就好了」這個含義。(爆)
文少，各有不同領悟，果然很禪啊
刪除我也覺得你的解讀有理
我成功了！
刪除你成功乜鬼呀﹖
刪除你成功證明陳雲根同曾焯文唔係痴線﹐你自己先至係痴線﹖(爆)
我成功證明 Heiman 悟性高過你。
刪除佢讀書多過我﹐悟性當然要高過我啦
刪除如果低過我﹐就真係死得gala~
又查實﹐你成日都咁認真去分析陳雲根的狗噏...
你真係一D都唔覺得自己咁做好痴線﹖(閃)
最黐線係你，係又拗，唔係有拗！
刪除//Heiman8/15/2012 9:39 上午
刪除老和尚想測試小和尚會唔會盲目崇拜老和尚而搞到將臭屁當係香//
真係可怕又突然既突擊測驗o_0"""".....
其實文少的解讀都幾切合現實情況架！XD
刪除Heiman﹕
刪除//其實文少的解讀都幾切合現實情況架！XD//
算吧啦﹐我一向覺得同哲人王傾佛偈無咩意思
或者因為李天命陀衰家﹐我成日形住哲學佬講佛淨係識捉字虱(爆)
言歸正傳
痴者﹐也稱無明﹐乃佛家口中的三毒之一。對顛倒眾生迷惑不解﹐痴也。
從老和尚見到一班癲佬的詫異之情﹐就證明佢仍然拘泥於塵世虛妄之事﹐既有執念﹐點會唔痴呢﹖
再睇睇你睇佢答個小和尚﹐就知道個大和尚三毒未除﹐愚痴無明啦﹖
本來小和尚呢個反問﹐大和尚若答得巧妙﹐確實能道盡一切佛理。
無奈啊﹐哲人王顧住抽水﹐最終淪為偽佛學故仔(閃)
//最黐線係你，係又拗，唔係有拗！//
刪除真係好心著雷劈
我知我諗頭多夠古靈精怪﹐於是一心諗住走來幫你﹐等你可以用更多視角去睇問題﹐避免你諗得多鑽牛角尖搞到真係痴線呀嘛~~
各位睇睇﹐我幾偉大﹖(爆)
//文少8/14/2012 10:22 下午
回覆刪除哥仔﹐這句是玄機所在啊!
W. Wong8/14/2012 10:25 下午
文少，我正想回應說「這句正是玄機所在」，竟給你快一步！//
嗱，這正是「入室弟子」的鐵證。文少簡直係王Sir肚裡的一條蟲！
Meshi﹐
刪除真係痴線﹐呢D算咩鐵證呀﹖(額)
你不如話我其實就係哲人王﹐哲人王就係文少﹖
哲人王虛構個文少出來自問自答啦﹖笨。
我一早就懷疑文少咁誇，好可能只係一個角色。
刪除文少迷
影音使團的「鐵證」
刪除這兩篇偽佛學，未免仍太過佛學了。有無啲真係「偽」佛學？
回覆刪除有看過這篇嗎？
刪除〈「義你老母！」〉